This is a new and completely unique jokeline service that uses artificial intelligence to respond to what the victim says just like a real conversation. Our computers listen to what your victim is saying and respond accordingly. For example, if your victim swears they will be told to mind their language and if they ask if it's a joke they'll be told to take it a bit more seriously.

You can listen in while the joke is being played on your victim so that you can hear both the wind-up and the Victim's reaction at the same time, without them knowing that you can hear everything that is being said.

There is nothing out there more convincing than this jokeline - just call it and see for yourself how wound up your victim will get!

If you would like a jokeline of your own please contact us.

1. Choose a Wind-Up from the list (see below)
2. Make sure you have the telephone number of the person you want to wind up.
3. Call 0906 664 1909 (calls cost £1.50 per minute)
4. To see what other options there are click here

1. Sex Survey - how randy are they?
   A UK national census about male and female sexual habits needs honest members of the public to answer some potentially revealing questions. Their answers are taken in complete confidence - except to you that is!
2. Millionaire Game Show - they're the chosen one!
   An Australian rival to 'who wants to be a millionaire?' is launching in the UK with bigger prizes, more suspense etc. The production department wants to boost their initial ratings by guaranteeing a winner - will the victim of the caller agree to appear and be fed the right answers?
3. You Got My Daughter Pregnant - who's been a naughty boy?
   Sandra's father is upset - he just found out that his daughter is pregnant and found your victim's number in her mobile. He's convinced your victim is the father-to-be and wants to know what he has to say and what he is going to do about it.
4. You’ve Been Caught Downloading Porn on the Internet
   The ideal way to wind up the office perv - the victims Internet Service Provider calls and says they have contracted a virus and have traced it back to the victim's computer. The engineer won't report them if they tell him what websites they have been visiting and for how long.
5. Hardcore Reality TV Show - like big brother but hardcore!
6. Drug Survey - what have they been up to?
7. Minor Offences Bureau - they've been caught red handed!
8. You Owe the Inland Revenue £20K
9. Your Car Insurance Has Been Revoked
10. First Round of Model Idol
11. The Idiot Phone Engineer
12. Become a Star in a New Pop Video
13. It’s the STD Clinic Calling
14. Love Survey
15. Council Building a Sewage Plant Next Door
16. Why’s there £1m In Your Bank Account?
17. You’re Live on Shock US Radio!

1. Main Menu
   To play a wind-up on your victim press(1) when you are in the main menu. For other services e.g. 'sample studio', 'hall of fame' or to relisten to a windup that you have previously done, press (2) and follow the instructions. You can hear the menu options again at any time by pressing (*) or return to the main menu by pressing (#)
2. Eavesdrop facility
   We are sure that you will want to listen in on the windup as it happens - this really is the best way to get maximum enjoyment at your friends or colleagues expense. Just select the eavesdrop feature after you have selected your windup - and remember you will be able to hear them but they can't hear you!
3. Sample Studio
   You can listen to any of the windups before you choose the one to play, allowing you to pick the perfect windup for your intended victim. just choose option 2 from the menu.
4. Windup Archive
   Here you can listen to recordings of windups you have already done - choose 2 from the sample studio menu and enter the phone number of the victim that you played the wind up on. This way you can let other friends share the experience afterwards.
5. Hall of Fame
   Choose (2) to listen to our favourites organised by category
6. Lost Victim
   Did they hang up - stay on the line and we will call them back saying something like " please don't hang up again, it's very rude you know!"